February 2012
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FICTION SHORT / SHORT: END CITY
The rain tore out of the sour green clouds. Everything was covered in a sheet of wet mud. Packs of people pushed from street to street. No one talked. This city had become a cracked gasket. Muffled words were sparingly tossed between bodies but covered by the splatter of the endless rain. No one looked up. Looking up was termination. Skyward was downward.
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January 2012
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FICTION SHORT / SHORT: Boris the Owl
It was a painfully warm October. Boris, the obese Barn Owl, managed to lodge himself between the two highest pieces of intersecting wood in the rafters. Dusk was slipping into it’s evening coma and soon the thick blanket of night would be stretched across the farm. Boris was stuck. He was hungry. He had climbed to the top of the barn both socially and physically because he had spent the last...
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CONFESSION: I'm breathing.
Dear Everyone,
I am a human that breathes.
Please be my priest. Not in the Catholic “We’re in box together!” sense. More of an Old Testament, one leader absolving the sins of many via sacrifice. By reading this, you’ll be breathing along with me. Thus, collaborating in my ongoing struggle with breathing. I’m hoping you’ve got a perfect sacrificial lamb of...
How To Do Push-Ups Like A Boss
This is the time of year where I start to train like a real life Olympic Athlete and watch the last few months of eating fade away like my hope cause I’m three gravy puddings deep y’all! Here are a few tips to take your push-upping to the next level (13.7th level [HOT DOG level: skin looks like burned hot dogs]). Get it soldier and do some PUSH-UPS LIKE A BOSS!
-keep body diagonal...
November 2011
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WatchA short film that Crow created as a welcome to the Napa Valley Film Festival on behalf of Somerston Winery. It was created from concept to completion in two weeks with zero budget and in between regular working schedules. The piece was mostly shot with a one man crew and scored the same way. Thanks to everyone involved that helped make this happen. somerstonwineco.com
September 2011
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WatchIf you’ve had them…you understand the loss.
July 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
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March 2011
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February 2011
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January 2011
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WatchMaking tortilla art.
May 2010
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April 2010
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Wine for dead people and also for not dead people.
If you don’t know wine, he’ll teach you. If you’re dead, you’ll still probably stay dead but man, you’ll know how to handle a good Merlot.
http://azombiesguidetowine.tumblr.com/
March 2010
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February 2010
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January 2010
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Two Grandpas talk about bacon grease
Old Guy in Glasses: You know when you make the bacon and the grease comes.
Other Old Guy (Bald): Yup.
OG in G: We didn't throw the grease away. My family didn't throw the grease away!
OOG (B): Really.
OG in G: We just didn't throw it away. Others families did! We didn't throw the grease away!
OOG (B): That so.
OG in G: Never threw it away. Never threw the bacon grease away. Know what we did?
OOG (B): Whats that?
OG in G: One word: crockpot. (Yelling) We never threw the grease AWAY! Put it in the crockpot!
OOG (B): Crockpot huh?
OG in G: Oh yeah. Grease went in the crockpot! Know what we did with the grease?
OOG (B): Didn't throw it away and put in the crockpot?
OG in G: That's right! Then we would take the grease and put on the bread! Huh!
OOG (B): REALLY? On the bread?
OG in G: On the bread! The grease--went on the bread! Never threw it away!!
