Two Grandpas talk about bacon grease

Old Guy in Glasses: You know when you make the bacon and the grease comes.
Other Old Guy (Bald): Yup.
OG in G: We didn't throw the grease away. My family didn't throw the grease away!
OOG (B): Really.
OG in G: We just didn't throw it away. Others families did! We didn't throw the grease away!
OOG (B): That so.
OG in G: Never threw it away. Never threw the bacon grease away. Know what we did?
OOG (B): Whats that?
OG in G: One word: crockpot. (Yelling) We never threw the grease AWAY! Put it in the crockpot!
OOG (B): Crockpot huh?
OG in G: Oh yeah. Grease went in the crockpot! Know what we did with the grease?
OOG (B): Didn't throw it away and put in the crockpot?
OG in G: That's right! Then we would take the grease and put on the bread! Huh!
OOG (B): REALLY? On the bread?
OG in G: On the bread! The grease--went on the bread! Never threw it away!!

this is so cool